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bobsburgeroftheday:

Say It Ain’t Cilantro Burger (Doesn’t come with cilantro … Beacuse cilantro is terrible.)
from Bob’s Burgers Season 3 - Episode 1 : “Ear-sy Rider”

My lovely man rewound this to show me last night.  Because cilantro is the GROSSEST thing to ever befall humanity.  And they put it on everyfuckingthing now because it’s trendy and it makes that everyfuckingthing taste like soap and I hate it flames on the side of my face and it’s terrible, just as Bob’s Burgers tells us, amen.

bobsburgeroftheday:

Say It Ain’t Cilantro Burger (Doesn’t come with cilantro … Beacuse cilantro is terrible.)

from Bob’s Burgers Season 3 - Episode 1 : “Ear-sy Rider”

My lovely man rewound this to show me last night.  Because cilantro is the GROSSEST thing to ever befall humanity.  And they put it on everyfuckingthing now because it’s trendy and it makes that everyfuckingthing taste like soap and I hate it flames on the side of my face and it’s terrible, just as Bob’s Burgers tells us, amen.

(via bricorama)

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    cilantro is the worst!
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    cilantro really is terrible
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    yup.
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    It’s true.
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    Oh God, yes, cilantro on everything. Mmm, deliciousness. I have such sympathy for those who cannot taste the joy and who...