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Remember last week, Persephoneers, when we were left with a dangling participle, er, a cliffhanger on Project Runway?! In case you don’t recall, this is what happened. Terrible Gunnar was the worst and worsted all over Tim, who promptly slapped him and sent him to Designer Tim Out, a new thing this season. (Not Time Out, Tim Out. Get it, Gunn it, let’s go.) DTO is a deep and treacherous dungeon-hole dug through the middle of the floor at Parsons. Once thrown into this fathomless pit about 50 feet or so deep, the a designer must fashion themselves a rope from nothing but corn husks and old Heidi hair or else they will be devoured by ravenous models from outer space. You know, the ones with the killer walks but super sharp, spiky teeth…