“This is no time for child’s play,” Actual-Heidi said to the designers about their participation on Project Runway at the beginning of this, our second episode in the season of our Lord numbering ten. Pretty adult words from a lady who was partly responsible for the giant brown diaper winning a few seasons ago. But ho! This obviously-scripted line must mean that the challenge this week would indeed involve child’s play. You cannot fool me, A-H. I am a blogger, madam.
Did y’all see the pasta-looking, umbrella-demolishing fuckery from last night? Come play fashion critic in the comments!