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February 7, 2012 with 82 notes

maritsa-met:

nortonn:

This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door.

“This is for the guys who are so great that they don’t rape their friends.”

Standards are low.

“I didn’t rape you, so you should really fuck me. Bitch.”

I think the ASPCA should give me an award because I didn’t kick a puppy yesterday.

(Source: norttron)

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    ^
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    Why is it that if a girl walks a guy home without getting on his dick we don’t get a cookie? We’re not his mother. Its...
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    You did not see the source of this quote. You are wrong. I am not interested in your definition of sexism.
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    Actually they did. This is a section taken from an original post being discussed on stfuconservatives which also...
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    No one even said anything about the hypothetical man wanting or feeling he deserves anything. This always expecting the...
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    I think the ASPCA should give me an award because I didn’t kick a puppy yesterday.
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    “I didn’t rape you, so you should really fuck me. Bitch.”
 

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