September 2011
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August 2011
16 posts
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Life advice you're not looking for from a...
I am a semi-old — one who often bites off WAY more than she can chew and launches herself into near-impossible goals. The biggest life lesson I try to remember is to run my own race and find happiness in the every day. When I compare myself to others, or some arbitrary goal I “should” have attained by now, my brain turns to mush and my body hits disaster mode. All we have is...
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Snape's Email Inbox
thedisappearinggirl:
Not mine, but insanely brilliant.
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I bet the earthquake was caused by all the poor...
Damn you, welfare moochers!
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That awesome moment when actual famous awesome...
I know I didn’t make the cover and no one may like my book but… wow!
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"As for the poor - fuck 'em. They're fucking...
scottfriday:
- Jesus of Nazareth; I Economics, 4:1-2; The New Fox Bible
And lo, the angel Gabriel descended from the heavens to counteth the refrigerators of the poor. And they were great in number, despiteth the people’s lack of coin and tendency to stinketh.
Gabriel saith, “How is it you call yourself poor when you have an icebox, and electricity to run it? And by the way,...
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"The right of citizens of the United States to...
The Nineteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution is above. It was ratified on August 18th, 1920.
Women in the United States have had the right to vote for less than one hundred years.
In 1922 there was an unsuccessful attempt to block it, Leser vs. Garnett.
On August 26, 1920, the ratification of the Nineteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution was certified by Secretary...
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Musical Ode to My Uterus on a Tuesday Morning
I feel you crampin’ ‘round down
In my lady bits and I’m like,
Fuck you!
I guess the pills in my pocket
Aren’t enough
I’m like,
Fuck you!
And fuck me, too!
I said, if I were manly, I’d have man candy
Ha, like some balls and shit.
(And not sore tits!)
And ‘cause there’s pain in my cunt
It is you I will punt with a…
Fuck you!
Yeah I’m...
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About once a day now I am gripped with a sudden...
My book is shit and they’re all gonna laugh at me.
My book is shit and they’re all gonna laugh at me.
My book is shit and they’re all gonna laugh at me.
My book is shit and they’re all gonna laugh at me.
My book is shit and they’re all gonna laugh at me.
My book is shit and they’re all gonna laugh at me.
My book is shit and they’re all gonna laugh at...
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I am my father's daughter.
I’ve just blogged about The Blues Brothers and Young Frankenstein, two movies he showed me (and showed me, and showed me) at a far-too-young age.
I’ve turned out exactly as I was supposed to.
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