Mondays are the hardest
I miss my husband when we’re parted all day on Monday after a weekend of getting him all the time. I just want to make out with his face all day. Is that so much to ask?
It's Official: I Hate "The Walking Dead"
I had hoped that with a new showrunner this season The Walking Dead would pull its head out of its rotting ass and get better. Alas, after watching two episodes (I’m behind) I still would rather run from a zombie than watch any more of this crapfest and I finally figured out why. I hate all the characters and don’t care if they get eaten by zombies. In fact, I’m pretty sure...
Reason #93739872 I'll Keep My Husband
We just sold our big TV in the living room to two nice guys for cash. My husband is going to get himself a new, 3D big thingamajigie. So now we have a giant, open space where the old one used to sit. Husband says that the new empty space is our “4D TV! I’m going to act out all the shows for you!” I say, “Quick! Do Downton Abbey!” He stoops over and intones in a...
Answer: "Hey, it's our nut guy!"
Question: What can you shout at the farmers’ market that will embarrass your husband?
Be nice to yourself.
It really takes a lot of courage to just get up every day and hope and try, you know? No one gives themselves enough credit for just fucking trying even when it’s horrid.
Today is a very, very, very good day.
My best friend lost a baby a year and a half ago. Her first. She gave birth to a healthy baby girl tonight. I can’t stop crying. Welcome to the circus, baby Olivia.
Here’s what I don’t understand. Why would anyone want to say a word that thousands and thousands and thousands of people have said time and again is offensive? That has a murderous history? Yes, murderous. Blood-soaked. Steeped in evil. So what if you can’t say it whenever you want? Is the lack of uttering “n*****” making you ill? Is it harming your children? ...