January 2011
83 posts
“Well, Mrs. Doesn’t Find Me Sexually Attractive, I just tripled my...”
– Just IMd to me from my husband.  I love that man.
Jan 31st
2 tags
I'm googling "famous bears."
Is that weird? ETA:  gonna go with Fozzie Bear.
Jan 22nd
1 note
beezystark asked: FMK
Darcy, Wentworth, Knightley
Jan 15th
thedresslooksniceonme asked: FMK: Hugh Jackman, Hugh Laurie, Hugh Grant
Jan 15th
beezystark asked: FMK
Ron, Harry, Neville
Jan 15th
ampahsand asked: Dexter; Hugh Laurie; Paul Bettany.
Jan 15th
hbogirlsisthebestshowonearth asked: Ellen Tigh
Jan 15th
clytemnestramutters-deactivated asked: Capt. Adama
Jan 15th
uppitylittlehomo asked: Spike. Three different versions (Buffy/Angel, Cowboy Bebob, and Rugrats.)
Jan 15th
damekatharsis asked: Capt. Picard.
Jan 15th
jasencomstock asked: JasenComstock
Jan 15th
shimmyshimmypow-deactivated2012 asked: Hercules (Kevin Sorbo edition.)
Jan 15th
curliestofcrowns asked: lord ian mackenzie
Jan 15th
dialling-footnoterphone asked: Xerxes, you know, the one from 300.
Jan 15th
readjustingexpectations asked: Dr. Johnny Fever.
Jan 15th
rodmanstreet asked: AC Slater, mama.
Jan 15th
devilsanddaffodils asked: Donnie Darko
Jan 15th
magimpalor asked: Rufio. Rufio. Ruf-i-ooooo?
Jan 15th
ambivalentalumna asked: Fabio. He's sort of fictional...
Jan 15th
yo-la-littlehonda asked: Niles Crane
Jan 15th
thegoddessfoo asked: Abed from Community.
Jan 15th
beezystark asked: Tracy Jordan
Jan 15th
whiskeyandnailpolish asked: The California Raisins. All of them.
Jan 15th
devilsanddaffodils asked: walter bishop
Jan 15th
thedresslooksniceonme asked: Pete Campbell from Mad Men
Jan 15th
glossylalia asked: Benedick (Much Ado About Nothing)
Jan 15th
rodmanstreet asked: Frasier Crane
Jan 15th
readjustingexpectations asked: Dale Cooper.
Jan 15th
ruby-bruiseday-deactivated20110 asked: Sidney Carton, A Tale of Two Cities
Jan 14th
elinorjo asked: Garth Algar?
Jan 14th
neon-loneliness asked: Mr Bingley.
Jan 14th
mrsellipsis asked: Kermit the frog
Jan 14th
g-gg-g-deactivated20120417 asked: Dean, from gilmore girls.
Jan 14th
rodmanstreet asked: Mr. Collins.
Jan 14th
deliciousbutdeadly-deactivated2 asked: Ned Flanders
Jan 14th
jonathan-cunningham asked: TWO SPACERS UNITE
Jan 14th
scarygodmother asked: If you have an entire CotCB-tribute chapter in your book and there is no HAWT feminine sanitary product invention going on, I will be so disappointed.
Jan 14th
1 tag
Smart Thoughts (TM) with BHB
Without pasta, meatballs are just tiny meatloafs that are hard to catch.
Jan 14th
pileofmonkeys asked: What if I really just want to know why I'm so beautiful and popular? I mean, it's a mystery, and I just want my followers to help me figure it out!
Jan 13th
thegirlwiththefinchertattoo asked: Why are you so perfect and how can I be like you?
Jan 13th
billiethepoet asked: Will you unfollow me for telling you how wonderful you are? Ha.
Jan 13th
devilsanddaffodils asked: Hmm…ok let me think.

The Untold Tales of Jiminy Cricket and Larry King.
Jan 12th
beezystark asked: I want a Twilight crossover! You decide with what.
Jan 12th
blushingscarlett asked: Tell me a story about the American Revolutionary War.
Jan 11th
crabby-cakess asked: Tell me a story about that bitch that cut me off this morning.
Jan 11th
damekatharsis asked: If unicorns ran the internet.....
Jan 11th
funzette asked: Can you tell me a story that's set at a manor holding a murder mystery weekend getaway for a varied group of paying guests but then SOMEONE ACTUALLY GETS MURDERED?

Thank you.
Jan 11th
magimpalor asked: If we found alien life on another planet - how much would you pay to eat one?
Jan 11th
egryan asked: A group of lions is called a pride. A group of birds is called a flock. What should a group of assholes be called?
Jan 11th
Anonymous asked: The last time you had to curse someone out
Jan 11th