December 2010
31 posts
thegirlwiththefinchertattoo-dea asked: My first impression? Ah, many moons ago but I remember it like yesterday.
I laughed, I cried, I came.
I laughed, I cried, I came.
dnwinchester-deactivated2012081 asked: Words are not enough. I NEED SONG.
The first time ever I saw your face
I thought the sun rose in your eyes
And the moon and stars were the gifts you gave
To the dark and the empty skies, my love,
To the dark and the empty skies.
SAAHH-WOOON!! ;)
The first time ever I saw your face
I thought the sun rose in your eyes
And the moon and stars were the gifts you gave
To the dark and the empty skies, my love,
To the dark and the empty skies.
SAAHH-WOOON!! ;)
When Cats Don't LOL.
9:30pm: Humans! Humans are home! The correct humans, not that one they sent to watch me who laughs when I snarl and hiss masterfully at him. LOVE LOVE LOVE KISS KISS KISS SNUGGLE SNUGGLE OH HAPPY DAY! KALU KALAY! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!!!!!!!
9:34pm: Where the fuck have you assholes been?
9:35pm: I shall express my displeasure at your behavior by walking just out of reach and turning...
Anonymous asked: how do we feel about the phrase, "cunt as a button?"
tesseralharmonics asked: I AM GLAD I HAVE PLEASED YOU OH LOVELY AUTHORESS
wellofcromulence asked: Your pal Zoe Archer can write the shit out of a sex scene. Phew.
Holy shit.
“He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake.”
SANTA CLAUS IS EDWARD CULLEN.
Anonymous asked: Are you published? Any book we know?
Anonymous asked: b-h-b?
pileofmonkeys asked: Captain Jean-Luc Picard
thedresslooksniceonme asked: Spongebob Squarepants
kitteh-neon-is-chemically-inert asked: Princess Buttercup. (From The Princess Bride)
dnwinchester-deactivated2012081 asked: Wolverine?
sleepandbooks asked: Sailor moon?
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How to Be Patient: A Primer for Writers
9am: Check Your E-Mail Checking your e-mail should not cause anxiety. Just because one horrid little e-mail from an agent or editor could dash all your literary hopes upon the jagged cliffs of total despair is no reason for your heart to beat faster as you hit refresh. 10am: Click “Refresh” No More than Once an Hour You are a bona-fide adult person who does very adult things...
mizjenkins asked: What is your grossest habit?
Anonymous asked: I bet you can't write a short story about that aloof senior with premature balding who haunted my dreams my first year of high school in River City.
I BET YOU CAN'T
I BET YOU CAN'T
Anonymous asked: Why does the second time feel better?
dnwinchester-deactivated2012081 asked: If you had to go live inside a book, which one would it be?
tesseralharmonics asked: What's your favorite spice?
tsg2011-deactivated20120319 asked: If money were no object, what would you want for Christmas/whatever you celebrate?
What was your first impression of your significant other?
What was your first impression of your significant other?
thusspakekate asked: What's the geekiest thing you've ever done?
linguoisdead-deactivated2011112 asked: Hollywood wants to reshoot one of James McAvoy's films with you cast in a supporting lady role and you get to pick the movie. What film/role do you choose?
kitteh-neon-is-chemically-inert asked: Who would you rather rule the universe: Frodo Baggins, Bernie Sanders, the ghost of Katherine Hepburn, or my dog.
maguimpalor asked: If you could domesticate any wild animal - which would you have be your best friend?
lakebandit asked: How did Nationalism fuel nation building and what tensions were revealed because of this; late 19C time period.
athenasaurus asked: Favourite food as a child? Like, "Why can't we have X tonight? Puh-leeeeease?"-type situation.
Also, famous historical figure you think would be the best in the sack?
Also, famous historical figure you think would be the best in the sack?
How Not to Fall Asleep
11pm: Take a Benadryl.
11:15pm: Go to bed. Avoid being kicked by husband.
11:25pm: Get fed up with husband. Have conversation “You’re kicking me”/”No, I’m not”/”You do it in your sleep”/”No, I don’t shut up”
11:26pm: Slap husband.
11:26pm: Ha ha just kidding. Give self pat on back for not slapping the kicking jerk.
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How to Be Patient: A Primer for Writers
9am: Check Your E-Mail Checking your e-mail should not cause anxiety. Just because one horrid little e-mail from an agent or editor could dash all your literary hopes upon the jagged cliffs of total despair is no reason for your heart to beat faster as you hit refresh. 10am: Click “Refresh” No More than Once an Hour You are a bona-fide adult person who does very adult things...
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