Tumblr, I love you, but our mascot ought to be the Sanctimony Pony.
IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS AND REMEMBER IT FOREVER THEN YOU HAVE NO SOUL.
During the filming of Madeline Kahn’s scenes in Blazing Saddles, the cast and crew kept laughing, so Mel Brooks asked an assistant to go out and buy more than a hundred handkerchiefs. Whenever anyone on set started to laugh he or she would stifle the sound of laughter in a handkerchief.
Look at the pretties I got! Gorgeous warm-weather colors. Help my lady Ciji out and you, too, can have smexy lips.
Things have been unusually slow in my business this month. I have a conference next week where I will be able meet some new clients and build my business. I’ve already paid for my flight and the first night at the hotel. But… I need money to pay for the reminder of my hotel/food for the trip. I know it’s not as dire as many of the needs I know you see coming across your dash. But I really, really, need to get to this conference!
I’m asking you if you would please buy something from my store. Pretty please? You are (or someone you know is) gonna buy some makeup/skin care from somewhere eventually… you might as well buy it from me, right? ;-)
If just 50 people buy an item that’s $10 or more, I can have enough to attend the conference and spend the week meeting with new clients! I will ship to your order anywhere in the USA for FREE. (Sorry but I must charge the CA/LA 9% sales tax, or the IRS will be on my butt!) Any order over $40 gets a FREE GIFT. And ALL orders come with free samples!
Here are some items under $10:
- Any MK @ Play Baked Eye Trio, Fluid Eye Liner, Jelly Lip Gloss, Lip Crayon, or Tinted Lip Balm
- Satin Lip Balm
- Satin Lip Mask
- Beauty Blotters
- Lip Balm with SPF 15
- Brow Definer Pencil
- Brow Gel
- Acne Treatment Gel
Here are some items under $20:
- Men’s Face Bar (all the guys love it!)
- Broad Spectrum Sunscreen SPF 50
- Creme Lipstick
- True Dimensions Lipstick
- Lip Gloss
- Lip Liner
- Cleanser for Acne-Prone Skin
- Anti-Aging Cleanser for Normal/Dry Skin
- Anti-Aging Cleanser for Oily/Combination Skin
- Oil-Free Eye Makeup Remover (our best seller!)
- Gel Eye Liner
- Hydrating Lotion
Here are some items under $50:
And there’s SO much more great stuff at my website!
If you can’t help out, please feel free to share this post with your friends!
I can personally vouch for my dear friend’s products and customer service! Great makeup, great person! <3
YOU CHASE YOUR DREAM, EVERYONE! CHASE IT DOWN AND TACKLE IT.
TIE YOUR DREAM UP TO YOUR STURDIEST PIECE OF FURNITURE. USE ONE OF THOSE GOOD KNOTS THAT SAILORS SWEAR BY.
PUT TAPE OVER YOUR DREAM’S MOUTH SO IT CAN’T TELL YOU NO.
BUT FEED IT A NICE PIECE OF CHEESE SOMETIMES TO KEEP IT GOING. TELL IT IT’S A PRETTY DREAM, AND IT WILL LOVE YOU.
I’m at Girls Love to Read today talking about my writing techniques. Namely being drunk and naked. Pay attention, youngsters.
Gail Carriger reblobbed me.
Did I just level up in Romancelandia?!
ETA: It was only a like. TOTALLY COUNTS AS COOL POINTS.