Medical lessons learned from House

Before something terrible happens to you, dramatic music starts playing. So as soon as you hear the horrible violin screeching, call the nurse.

Having a pretty ugly brain day, and I think my man psychically knew. He came home with this delicious sugar feelings booster.

divinedorothy:

happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january

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A Slightly-Inappropriate Conversation With My Chiropractor That Made Me Feel Good About My Age

  1. Me: *stands in sports bra and yoga pants*
  2. Him: You just had a birthday!
  3. Me: Yes, I'm 39! *strikes dashing pose*
  4. Him: You seem happy about it.
  5. Me: I look damn good.
  6. Him: I know. *stares innocently at floor* I can't even look at you right now.
  7. Me: Oh, whatever, dork. *episode of inner vanity*

James McAvoy did 'it' with Miss Piggy |ELLE UK →

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James McAvoy: Potty mouth

Who knew he was THIS filthy?

Reasons to love James McAvoy: Tremendous actor. Smart. Low-key. Generally a nice guy.

Also (and less well-know): Very good sport. Filthy sense of humour… 

Exhibit A, our film below. But first, a little background (paraphrased email thread).

ELLE: Dear James McAvoy, will you let us film you taking the p**s out of Miss Piggy?

JM: Sure. What do you want me to do?

ELLE: Cool. Anything.

JM: Give me some ideas.

ELLE: OK, how about you pretend to like her but get caught on camera saying you don’t. Or act like you really fancy her or something?

JM: OK

He did both. Option one made it into the final cut of the film. Option two was so disgusting we spat our tea onto the keyboard then named him Actor We Would Most Like To Play Drinking Games With. Plus - kudos for how he wields that salami.

Transcript: “Um, so she looked at me over her shoulder. And she said, ‘F**k me like a pig’. [chews salami]. I’m a married man. But… [waves salami] that piece of bacon got fried. Know what I mean?”

You’re welcome!

Be sure to watch the actual video -http://www.elleuk.com/star-style/news/james-mcavoy-miss-piggy-filthy-potty-mouth-muppets

James is “filthy” and hilarious, as always!

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