The other day, a cute boy tried to pick me up. I told him I was married, and then he said he just wanted to be my friend. Just before I crossed the street, he asked if I listened to Drake. I had to go, so I didn’t discover why it mattered.
I’m afraid all I know about Drake is that he’s sad over Nicki Minaj, so can someone tell me why cutie thought Drake would sway me away from my husband? I’ve been so curious…?
I’m on Instagram! I’m @lucywoodhull, natch. Find me! Love me! And tell me the cool people to follow, cuz that makes a winner.
Season 25356 of ANTM.
The wee baby boy models are cute as hell.
But then they open their mouths.
Feminists: I’m reclaiming the word bitch! We can use it! It’s totes fine!
*a black woman uses the word bitch*
Feminists: OMG I’M SOBBING HOW COULD SHE THAT’S SO OFFENSIVE.